What if the Zodiac Signs’ airplane crashed on an abandoned island? A result of my procrastination. xD
Aries: Alright guys, if you don’t listen to me you’re all going to fucking die.
Taurus: If we run out of food I nominate Pisces to be our food sacrifice.
Gemini: What we need to do is write a message in the sand and attach notes to some seagulls and hope we get lucky.
Cancer: *crying behind some plane wreckage*
Leo: Piss off, Aries! I’m going to be the leader. Now all you bitches bow down!
Virgo: There’s no soap here! Washing clothes in salt water is rather unsanitary. And this beach is unproportionate! There’s too much sand over there compared to the amount next to that palm tree.
Libra: It’s quite obvious that not all of us are going to survive this, I just can’t decide to to kill first.
Scorpio: Guys, we might be here a while. We should probably repopulate, if you know what I mean… ;)
Sagittarius: Come on, look at the bright side!
Capricorn: There is no fucking bright side!
Aquarius: I wonder if there are any polar bears here.
Pisces: … Yep. We’re doomed.
OMG. Capricorn and Sagitarius are antagonists? are you kidding me?